theboyfriends:

will i ever find true love? probably not bc harry and louis set the bar so damn high

(via friendly-larry-reminders)

situpsandfruitcups:

romanticizedweakling:

“i was born in the wrong century,” the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

Pleasantly surprised where this went

(via tender-vadge)

shrineart:

merlins-total-turnip-head:

You cannot possess me for I belong to myself
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give
You cannot command me, for I am a free person
But I shall serve you in those ways you require
and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.

But there’s more of it?

I pledge to you that yours will be the name I cry aloud in the night.
And the eyes into which I smile in the morning.
I pledge to you the first bite from my meat,
And the first drink from my cup.
I pledge to you my living and dying, equally in your care,
And tell no strangers our grievances.
This is my wedding vow to you.
This is a marriage of equals.

(via deansmom)

partyhardees:

oceane-water:

empresspinto:

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

(via lauregui-mcgrath)

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

(via tomsmetconverse)

negrotic:

Rihanna becoming a bad bitch wasn’t even a gradual shift

she just woke up one morning and was like nah fuck this and chopped off her hair and started singing about ridin dick

(via seventeeneblack)

lastlips:

felinerage:

just-shower-thoughts:

Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you’re a cashier at McDonald’s

That’s pretty much how a well written resume works.

Need to up my bullshitting game

(via tomsmetconverse)