larrysfamily:  tHIS MAKES ME SICK   (via theboyfriendstagram)

larrysfamily:

 tHIS MAKES ME SICK  

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(via theboyfriendstagram)

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edgarallenglow:

not sure if I posted this but i think it is 100% hilarious
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michikomalandroid: aa-noms-you: pursuingthemeaning: do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. Calm down John Green 'do not fall in love with people like me' don’t worry i won’t (Source: xemkgx, via pizza)

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

(Source: xemkgx, via pizza)

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the-yolocaust: when u hear your favorite band in public (Source: swarnpert, via myotpisgay)

the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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(Source: swarnpert, via myotpisgay)

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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
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annakendrick-eh:

(x)
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might-catch-my-crazy: normalisntmyforte: underwon: my brain has too many tabs open Most accurate thing ever I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song (Source: winterfingers, via cheimay15th)

might-catch-my-crazy:

normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song

(Source: winterfingers, via cheimay15th)

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cupcakesflying: ships with height differences <333 (via pizza)

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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(via pizza)

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lanadelgayest: when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach (via secretmindreader)

lanadelgayest:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

(via secretmindreader)

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antoinettemalificus: jetblueivy: drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!  (via karkaliciousdef)

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

(via karkaliciousdef)

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poco-loki: colinmorgs: we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic (via karkaliciousdef)

poco-loki:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

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